Rocky has a run in with the lord
Jesus: yo
Jesus: this is jesus
Rocky: word
Rocky: why you make me ugly
Jesus: because you touched yourself
Jesus: too frequently
Rocky: but i got a map full of pins and places i want to go. i want to see the world jesus. touching myself shouldn't matter. it makes me feel specialer
Jesus: no my son, it is forbidden. as you have found out
Jesus: i like to play these creul jokes on people
Jesus: it's what makes me happy. and that's what everyone needs is happiness
Rocky: you evil bastard
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